Grays Are Back - Don't Forget to Renew Jalopnik Gold!

"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562) 08/13/2014 at 12:33 • Filed to: Grays, Jalopnik Gold, Troll

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With the Grays coming back, make sure you don't miss out on your opportunity to renew your Jalopnik Gold Membership!

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Victorious Secret > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/13/2014 at 12:33

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I'm on Jalopnik Carbotanium

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Victorious Secret 08/13/2014 at 12:34

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NICE!

I was thinking we might need a Platinum, but I assume Carbotanium is related to Carbon Fiber, definitely more appropriate for this group...

zeontestpilot > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/13/2014 at 12:36

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Where should I send my check?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Victorious Secret 08/13/2014 at 12:38

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I downloaded a cracked version of Jalopnik Pro. Some of the features don't work quite right.

Victorious Secret > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/13/2014 at 12:40

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You forgot the Werting 1.4 plugin

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > zeontestpilot 08/13/2014 at 12:42

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My PayPal account will work perfectly...I'll make sure it get's taken care of...

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Victorious Secret 08/13/2014 at 12:42

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Don't forget the Orlove edition is entirely upside down, small extra fee for this DLC pack, completely worth it.

Nibbles > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/13/2014 at 12:56

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Don't listen to this man, he speaks lies! TRUTH TIME ERRYBODY

With the recent "issues", you may have noticed that some of us were able to post pictures when others could not. That was a feature for Jalopnik Gold subscribers. As the new commenting system looms overhead, it was deemed by the Dentonites that Jalopnik Gold was aged (not unlike the fine Brefass Scotch) and is being decomissioned. Those with lifetime memberships will still receive their annual Brefass allotment but all other perks are cancelled. The Discover cards have been deactivated. Everything that remains of Jalopnik Gold is in the hearts and Members Only jackets of its now previous subscribers.

zeontestpilot > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/13/2014 at 12:59

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Ah sweet, thanks!

Hey, did you ever move?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > zeontestpilot 08/13/2014 at 13:01

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still working on it, trying not to lose my mind.

People buying my house have the slowest bank on the planet, we're two weeks late to close the deal on the house.

King Ginger, not writing for Business Insider > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/13/2014 at 13:01

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This...will be interesting.

King Ginger, not writing for Business Insider > Nibbles 08/13/2014 at 13:02

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I would like a Members Only jacket.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > King Ginger, not writing for Business Insider 08/13/2014 at 13:02

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Pull up a chair! I have an appropriate GIF, but....I can't post it.

Frank Grimes > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/13/2014 at 13:02

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I swear I did this like 3 months ago and paid for 2 years even though I had renewed only 6 months before that. Oh well like they say man cannot live on "bread water shelter alone" I shall sacrifice bread for jalopnik and pay for 3 years even though I cant afford it right now. Who needs car insurance?

I think I bought the Jalopnik Inconel pcakage but still haven't got my flame suit after 4.5 years. Should I email the shanghai office again?

King Ginger, not writing for Business Insider > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/13/2014 at 13:04

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::gif of chair being pulled up::

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Frank Grimes 08/13/2014 at 13:04

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No what you need to do is send all the funds you THINK you previously paid directly to my paypal account.

That'll take care of everything I'll get it all sorted out for you.

What size suit did you need again? I'll get it re-ordered once I receive your back-payments.

Nibbles > King Ginger, not writing for Business Insider 08/13/2014 at 13:09

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Well now that the cat's out of the bag, ex-JGold members can start speaking up about the system (Rule one: Talk truthfully about JGold and Wert kicks you in the crotch), so you may be able to find someone willing to part with theirs

Frank Grimes > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/13/2014 at 13:11

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Oh ok that makes sense. i trust you guys wont double charge me after all this is the internet so you know coookies...spam...cat gifs.

I need a 34 waist 32" inseam and wear a large t shirt and ususally wear a 33" sleeve I think. Also I wanted a PT cruiser embrodered on the back a purple one with flames also the quote "What dreamz are made of" in big old english lettering.

King Ginger, not writing for Business Insider > Nibbles 08/13/2014 at 13:13

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First of all, Ray already kicked me in the crotch once but it had nothing to do with Gold status. Second of all, it hurt. Thirdly...yea fine I'll ask around.

(But seriously, an Oppo or Jalop branded jacket would be worth its weight in oversteered toasters).

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Frank Grimes 08/13/2014 at 13:14

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OK Order shipped. You'll be receiving your 54" waist 23" inseam suit with your Purple PT Cruiser in Flames with the message "What dreamz aren't made of" in IMPACT font. Your XXL T shit with 7" sleeves will be in a seperate package, but sent same day.

macanamera > Nibbles 08/13/2014 at 14:09

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Do I, as a prior Jalopnik Gold Member, still have the option of converting my membership over to Goodwood?

Nibbles > macanamera 08/13/2014 at 14:13

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Nope. All options are closed. They even revoked my access to the membership database. Hope you were a lifetime :|

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Victorious Secret 08/13/2014 at 14:15

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Well I'm on Jalopnik UNOBTANIUM - The double-secret subscription that you get when you buy an inline 6 turbodiesel BMW powered, three seat miata wagon.

Conan > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/13/2014 at 15:56

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This makes me laugh all over again every time I go to Slate.

Tohru > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/13/2014 at 16:56

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Psh, I'm using Jalopnik Hellcat. It's in closed beta, invite-only.

Michael Ballaban > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/13/2014 at 21:58

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One day I'll finally earn enough pennies, after slaving away for you monsters for years.

One day.

Frank Grimes > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/13/2014 at 22:10

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yes. that will do just fine I will grow into it and the days I am not racing I can smuggle rotisserie chickens into movies.

Pigineering > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/14/2014 at 04:07

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I just loled reading this the second time, after noting T shit....

lol!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Pigineering 08/14/2014 at 09:24

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LOL I didn't even mean the t shit typo. The rest was completely intentional though lol

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Michael Ballaban 08/14/2014 at 09:26

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Make sure that once you get those penny's, they are directed to my paypal account so that I can upgrade your Jalopnik Account immediately!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Frank Grimes 08/14/2014 at 09:27

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Perfect, I'm glad those intentionally wrong sizes will work for you!

just me > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/14/2014 at 11:57

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Is this real? Bummer.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > just me 08/14/2014 at 14:45

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Check the tags of this post :)

DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/16/2014 at 01:03

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I'm on Jalopnik - Rotary edition. It makes an incredible amount of noise, but the apex seals let go and make it require a rebuild, when I run too much boost.